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Bounty Hunter
Since there's so much freakin' Drama about the religious connotations of the Holiday and Holidays, I propose the following; all occasions related to this season shall be henceforth known as "Beffmas". Who's with me?


Minister of Defence
I'll agree. I'm rather tired of the whole xmas stuff for the most part anyway. Beffmas would be a new, better, idea.

Bounty Hunter
Gifts are mandatory, but only those that are to be given to me.


Sith Apprentice
Hmm, Beffmas does sound kind of catchy. Happy Beffmas then!


Back with a Vengeance
Thanskgiving shall be renamed Krakengiving, and shall henceforth be known as a seafood stapled festival. It is also a tradition for people named Kraken to give their bodies to the people to be loved en masse.
In the meantime, Happy Beefmas!

In the meantime, Happy Beefmas!

Return of the King of the Cafe!
Bah! Secularism is slowly creeping into Christmas on all fronts, trying to take this holiday from it's true patron, He who died for our sins.
Let us all remember Optimus Prime and his heroic sacrifice on this, his day.
Let us all remember Optimus Prime and his heroic sacrifice on this, his day.

fuck that duck
I'll stick to XXXmas, myself...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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But They Never
Happy x-rated Beffmas

Bounty Hunter
Let us all remember Optimus Prime and his heroic sacrifice on this, his day.
Lest we forget.
"The Power is yours!" - Captain Planet.


Writer
Its a Festivus miracle!
Beff Pike:
There's funny.
And then there's asshole.
You earned it.