At the sound of his name coming from this apparent stranger's lips, the man jumped back and shot very nearly to his feet and his eyes widened. For a moment he just stared at the man in front of him, his face pale and hand on the butt of his holstered blaster. For a moment he eyed Kach, who was now sitting across from him in the booth suspiciously before recognition kicked in.
"Thorton?" he asked, his voice becoming excited.
"Indeed it is I," Kach replied. He hadn't spent much time hanging out with Zak back in the day; his brief period in the Howlrunners had been just that- brief.
For a few moment Zak looked him over and sized Kach up, shifting positions to lean back more on the padded booth's seat.
"I had heard that there was an expert smuggler here, one of the best. But I never expected it to be you." His voice was calm and relaxed.
"We all surprise a few people in our lifetimes," Kach replied, leaning forward and letting through some of the smuggler brashness he'd picked up over the years.
Both men looked at each other tensly for a moment, and then a smile appeared on both their faces, glad to get the traditional smuggler-making-things-difficult-before-business out of the way so they could speak freely.
"Thorton, how you been?" he said, his voice now cheerful. "Why, I haven't seen you since that time you about got your head blown off."
"That was Rex who nearly lost his head. I was the one who froze and nearly got strangled."
Zak put on an expression as if he was deep in thought. "No, I think you were the one who about got your head shot off, and Rex was the one who frozen and nearly got strangled."
"I was the one it happened to, I would know, I'd think."
Zak smirked and shook his head slightly. "You haven't changed a bit since I last saw you.
"Perhaps. But perhaps not. But talk is cheap, it doesn't make me any money. What can I do for you?"
"Come now, is it really necessary that we rush things?"
"Yes," Kach said, "I believe it is. I don't like this rock one bit, and don't want to stay on it one second longer than I must."
That pried a laugh out of Zak. "Indeed. Well, if we must get on to business," he hesitated for a moment, "I am here on Tatooine representing a small Triffis crime lord. I need you to fly a shipload of cargo from here back to Triffis."
"What of?"
"Do smugglers normally pry into the contents of their cargo's?" Zak replied sharply.
"This one does," Kach retorted, "I don't carry anything hotter than regular glitterstim."
"If you must know, the cargo's made up of carvings, sculptures and jewelry found in the excavations of that ancient city in the dune sea that's been so hyped lately around the city."
"I've heard of it," Kach said, slipping back into his usual neutral tone.
"They were all, of course, illegally taken from the excavations, but since nobody off this world gives a damn about this place anyway, we expect nobody to bother you. Our main concern is avoiding tariffs at the boarder crossings- there's nearly four on the way and the cargo is rather valuable and they could add up to as much as 30%, a hefty chunk out of our profits."
"And that's where I come in," Kach said. "How much is this cargo worth?"
"Approximately..." Zak thought for a moment. "If we're careful to get only the best prices and take our time selling it, we could get perhaps two million credits off the lot."
Kach knew that this price was heavily reduced from even low figures for what they could get, and Kach didn't want to play that game. "It's probably valued at about three mil, so at my standard 15% rate..." he thought for a moment, "It comes out to about 450 grand, all up front"
Zak winced, that was a lot of money, but then again, they were saving approximately the same amount.
Besides, it wasn't his money he was dealing with, it was his bosses.
"Who's on your tail?" Kach asked. "You look nervous?"
Zak looked him over again. "Can I trust you, Kach?"
"Yeah," he replied, "but only as long as your pocketbooks holds out. I owe you nothing and you owe me nothing, and that's the way I like it."
"Have you ever heard of hunter saboteurs?"
"I might have," Kach replied suspiciously.
"They give hunted men passage between systems and protect them from bounty hunters, and in exchange they pay an exuberant amount of credits."
"I've been known to give friends with bounty hunters on their tail's a lift from time to time."
Kach leaned towards Zak. "What have you done that you need my help?" he asked.
Zak looked over his left shoulder to the mingling patrons in the center and at the bar. "I've got two bodyguards in the cantina, assigned to me for my protection. You mustn't speak too loud."
"I already picked them out a while ago. They're doing a good job mingling, but they keep shooting glances over here." His voice was softer but more tense.
"Yes, that would be them. But anyway, I've simply been skimming some credits off the top of all the deals I've been seeing through. But I think they're on to me now. As soon as I close this deal, and you've taken off, I'm sure they'll take me out to the desert and... dispose of me.
"Take me with you Kach. I don't have any money, but we can split the cargo between us. We'd be rich. It doesn't matter where you go, just get me away from them. The only important thing is that I don't get caught."
Kach looked at him, thinking about the deal. That was a hell of a lot of money.
"I want seventy-five percent, no less."
Zak nodded.
"And I want you to clean out whatever credit account you're drawing on before we go, too. We'll split that money even between us."
Zak nodded again.
"And another thing. I don't want any bounty hunters on my tail after this. I'm Captain Zek Thula of the
Twilight Fury. I've got papers and codes to match that, if your guards want to see some ID. And that's how I'm registered for the hanger.
"Go tell your bosses about the deal. Then transfer the credits into this account," Kach said, sliding a credit chip that would allow deposits into one of his many dummy accounts, from which he would wire the money to his real one.
"Bring the cargo and your two goons there to bay 98 in one hour."
And with that, he stepped back to the cantina's rear entrance and let himself out, making sure that no one was following him.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.