http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15912456/
Apparently some heathen in Colorado has dared to put up a wreath in the shape of a peace sign! I know I'm deeply offended... that's the sign of Satan, it is.
I'm not joking, either. Read the story.
Seriously, WTF world?
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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