...You compulsively post every 71 hours, in case anyone tries to get the drop on you.
...You have a checklist of what to say and in what order when coming out of hyperspace to get ready for battle without blowing yourself up.
...You can name four Empires without even thinking about The New Order.
...The Shadow Jedi Order, The Rogue Order, the Eternal Order, and the Observer Order all make sense to you and you can tell them apart without a flowchart.
...You remember when the Darkside was made fun of for losing fights, the Lightside had an iron grip on the core worlds, and people complained about there being 'too many Jedi'.
...The sight of a six-page OOC debate on a battleground thread brings a warm sense of nostalgia.
...You remember those OOC debates better than the battles themselves.
...You still think the deepest, darkest evil - the worst thing to plague the galaxy, the one who all efforts must be turned to in order to stop - is Chadd Fearsons.
...You call Drayson Isstal, Heir Raktus Gue, and Gash 'That prick, remember him?'
...You're nodding your head as you read this.
...You remember the shortlived TRF Crossfire forum.
...You thought the TRF Crossfire forum was a better idea than Ahnk's Starcraft forum.
...You thought that even that was a better idea than Kas's Nationstates forum.
...You remember when you had to request a moderator to change your title for you.
...You've still got links in your bookmarks to EZ-board off-site group message boards.
...You can name the guy who came before Hyfe and Simon.
...You still pay gratitude to the heroes who blew up the last death star - The Empire.
...You know General Ceel isn't from the movies, just the deepest pit of some juvenile hell.
...Darth Snack doesn't sound like a stupid name to you.
...You can calculate how many Tie Defenders your faction could produce per day if you had the shipyards up and running, but you can't remember the difference between a metaphor and a similie.
...The only words you fear are "Fleet Restart".
...You've got every intention of sticking it out for another six years!
