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1  11:27pm 16/10/06        
Bounty Hunter
Just the good ones...

In the memo field of all your checks, write; "For Smuggling Diamonds."

Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with The Prophecy."

Sing along at the Opera.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream; "I Won! I Won!"
2  12:52pm 17/10/06        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
...but...I do those things anyway?
3  12:57pm 17/10/06        
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
Ha, once long ago the elder sister of a friend of mine bought pot with a check. And wrote "for pot" in the memo field.
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4  2:33am 18/10/06        
Internaut
When ordering at a resturant ask for "A broiled baby, crispy, with a warm bowl of hair".

I did this, inspired by the interweb, and recieved (amongst other things) a firm berating and a strange look. And no baby or bowl of hair.
5  1:14pm 19/10/06        
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
That's nasty. Everyone knows you're supposed to remove the hair completely first.
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6  6:31am 20/10/06        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
I prefer mine to be roasted myself...