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1  4:16am 29/09/06        
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(I'm sorry, but I found this very amusing)
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[size=6] Beijing's penis emporium[/size]

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By Andrew Harding
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> Bull's perineum is also a delicacy

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[size=2]The illegal trade in tiger parts is a big problem in China. [/size]

[size=2]Campaigners say the species is being driven towards extinction because of its popularity as a source of traditional medicine. [/size]

[size=2]I mention this, delicately, to Nancy, but she insists that all her tiger supplies come from animals that have died of old age. [/size]

[size=2]"Anyway, we only have one or two orders a year," she says. [/size]

[size=2]"So what does it taste like?" I ask. [/size]

[size=2]"Oh, the same as all the others," she says blithely. [/size]

[size=2]And does it have any particular potency? "No. People just like to order tiger to show off how much money they have." [/size]

[size=2]Welcome to the People's Republic of China - tigers beware. [/size]

[size=2]Sliced and pickled [/size]

[size=2]"Oh yes," she adds, "the same group also ate an aborted reindeer foetus. [/size]

[size=2]"That is very good for your skin. And here it is..." [/size]

[size=2]Another "nutritionist" walks in bearing something small and red wrapped in cling film. [/size]

[size=2]My appetite is heading for the airport. [/size]

[size=2]Still, I think, it would be rude not to try something. [/size]

[size=2]I am normally OK about this sort of thing. I have had fried cockroaches and sheep's eyes, so... [/size]

[size=2]There is a small bowl of sliced and pickled ox penis on the table. [/size]

[size=2]I pick up a piece with my chopsticks and start to chew. It is cold and bland and rubbery. [/size]

[size=2]Nancy gives me a matronly smile. [/size]

[size=2]"This one," she says, "should be eaten every day." [/size]

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From Our Own Correspondent was broadcast on Saturday, 23 September, 2006 at 1130 BST on BBC Radio 4. Please check the [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/3187926.stm"]programme schedules [/url] for World Service transmission times.
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Link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm

2  3:39pm 29/09/06        
Back with a Vengeance
where he began to look deeper into traditional Chinese medicine, and experiment on the appendages of man's best friend.
Apparently, they are low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments.

o_O :dead

Ohhhhh K. Sounds more like he was getting a little desperate for some TLC and only later found out about the medicine.

But in all fairness, the Ox-whatever does look good. Sometimes I wonder if the Chicken they cook in Chinese resturants here are actually softened testicles. :D
3  5:42pm 29/09/06        
Moron Magnet
OMG I think I'm going to puke. I don't think I even wanna look at my own's husband's penis now cuz I'll have those horrible pictures in my head. :x

Thanks for ruining my sex life Seth. :P
4  5:53pm 29/09/06        
The Slothful Padawan
Chinese: Creating ways for the men of the west to eat dick as they finish the fusion reactor.
5  6:14am 30/09/06        
Some Guy
thats funny, I just can't imagine eating a penis because its good for your skin.
6  3:34pm 01/10/06        
it won't give up it wants me dead // goddamn this noise inside my head
Hmm, I can't imagine myself eating that. Just looking at that piccie made me gag ! .. Wonder how it tastes though !
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