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1  9:07pm 03/05/06        
Back with a Vengeance
So I'm in the kitchen, cleaning up it, putting the dishes away, and I activate the Dishwasher. It starts up, and steadily increases in noise. I look at it funny. Then things in the house starts to shake. The rumbling grows louder. I run outside. I look to the south. There, pulling up into a loop are nine jet fighters in an arrow formation. A second later my eardrums nearly burst as the soundwave hits me. Turns out there was a Canadian team in town today doing a little airshow. Called the snowbirds or something like that. Nice Canadians. Turns out they were doing a free airshow to thank the local residents who put up with Sun'n'Fun this year.
2  10:50pm 03/05/06        
The Slothful Padawan
And that's without using weapons :P
3  11:15pm 03/05/06        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Mr. Do Gooder:
And that's without using weapons :P

They didn't use weapons?

Oh, that's it! I am not hiring the Canadian millitary to attack Kraken EVER AGAIN.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
4  3:51am 04/05/06        
Internaut
The Canadian AF comes with planes these days? Hmmm, this may change my plans.
5  4:05am 04/05/06        
Bounty Hunter
Aerial Acrobatics from our Warfare Division.

Good fun. Were they flying the CT-114's? Sweet aircraft.
6  6:02am 04/05/06        
Back with a Vengeance
Yeah, they were. I love the peal of thunder they make when they flyby. And could someone replace Damn with Nice in the title?
7  6:26am 04/05/06        
fuck that duck
Titus:
The Canadian AF comes with planes these days? Hmmm, this may change my plans.
Yeah. But don't worry, the snowball launchers don't function very well in the summer...
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-Mitch Hedberg
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8  1:28pm 04/05/06        
Bloodthirster
*obligitory Canadian Air Force joke*
9  2:08pm 04/05/06        
Preservation of Evolution
*is moving closer to Canada*
10  3:35pm 04/05/06        
Civilian
Well that will mean that you may occasionally experience crazy blizzards in the middle of summer because of our horrible cold weather. Because if we didn't have blizzards are national igloo would melt. Of course with global warming we need to find something more permanent.

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