
Preferably a funny one.
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Three nuns all died in a car wreck together and ended up at the Pearly Gates. There they met St. Peter and he says to them, "Well, I can only let you in after I test you. I'll have to ask each of you a question."
The nuns agree and St. Peter turns to the first one and asks: What was the name of the first woman on earth?
"Oh that's easy. Eve." The first nun says. She got it right and St Peter motions her on into heaven.
To the second nun he asks: Where did Adam and Eve live in the beginning?
"I know this one. It's The Garden of Eden." The second nun is correct so she too is allowed into the heaven.
Down to the last nun and St Peter tells her. "I have to ask you a really hard question, since your the Mother Superior."
"Alright. I'm ready." She tells him.
Her question is this: What were the first words Eve said to Adam after they ate the serpent's apple?
The nun thought about it for awhile, then shook her head. "Wow, that IS a hard one."
"That's it." St Peter motions her on into Heaven. "You got it right."