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1 11:29pm 10/02/06

He only watches soccer for the riots

Chuck Norris one liners

For some reason, these things have become popular once more during the last two weeks. I decided I'd contribute to that craze!

"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!

"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.

Kamon Vondiranach

2 11:43pm 10/02/06

Jedi Mastah

If you like Chuck Norris, or don't like him, this is funny: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

Michael

3 11:55pm 10/02/06

Writer

Both of those are classics.

My friend knows almost all the good Chuck Norris jokes. Its amazing.

'Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.'

Beff Pike:
There's funny.
And then there's asshole.

You earned it.

Kach Thorton

4 12:02am 11/02/06

He only watches soccer for the riots

I love the ultimate showdown. I found that a month ago on Compfuse. Unfortunitally, it was taken off like two days after, but I found it again via googlesearch.