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"Son of a Bitch!" Kach screamed, throwing down the hydrospanner. "This damned thing won't go on!"
"What is it?" Jesh shouted distantly from inside the ship.
"The Compensators for the Tractor Beam. I'm trying to set it so I can reverse the polarity, but the damn Compensators won't hook up to the generator anymore. We'd need an expert programmer to fix this, somebody too expensive for us to hire."
"That bad, huh?"
But of course Jesh knew how bad it was. They had both known the risks to adding an optional setting to reverse the Tractor Beams polarity and both had decided to go for it. It was just, that now, the damn thing wouldn't work. Sure, they still had the other one, but the rear Tractor Beam couldn't cover the front or flanks of the ship.
Kach pulled himself out from the cramped maitinence hatchway. He had been down their two hours with nothing to show, and on top of that while pulling himself up he pinched a nerve in his neck.
"Son of a Bitch!" he cried out, grimacing from the sudden pain.
"What now?" Jesh asked, emerging from his cramped "room" on the ships Starboard side. In his hand was a Plasma Torch, the source of an ozonish kind of smell that began circulating around the central hallway. "Well, what?"
"Ah, nothing. Just disappointed. All that time spent for nothing."
"Yeah, well, you know... Hey where you going?" he asked. Kach had begun walking down the ships access ramp.
"I don't really know where, but I do know what. I'm getting a drink."
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.