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1  2:59am 22/01/06        
Civilian
This is the plan I've worked up with Dolash. I'm posting it so everybody can comment and complain in advance.

It revolves around the creation of GC's Death Star substitue, THE BIG SPHERE OF LOOOOOOVE.

Basically this moon sized sphere will be painted a nice cuddly pink colour to inspire nice warm feelings. It will use a giant LOOOOOOOOVE Laser to shoot planets and inspire nice feeling and LOOOOOOOVE in everybody on the planet. So anyways, we're going to build the BIG SPHERE OF LOOOOOOVE and take it to Coruscant.

After we shoot Coruscant we're going to start landing troops and face no opposition because everybody will be full of so much LOOOOOOOOOVE, there will be hugging and rejoicing in the street. We invade the Palace and find Kaine, Hyfe and Zell in one big group hug. Who know's maybe Kaine is gay and will come on to the invaders? Dolash and I pictured him wearing a tight light pink shirt too show off that 50 year old body of his and tight pink pants.

So?

Questions? Comments? Concerns?
2  3:01am 22/01/06        
Imperial Observer
Is the targetting system precise enough to hit the cute blonde down the street?
This is a good time because Kas is so up-tight you could stick a coal up his ass and in two weeks you would have a diamond.
-Theren Gevel
3  3:02am 22/01/06        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I totally endorse this plan, by the way.

The pink was my idea.
4  3:04am 22/01/06        
Civilian
It is. If you sell your soul to GC as well as all your planets we will hit the cute blond down the street.

Also: This will be the ultimate desithizer.
5  3:04am 22/01/06        
Kneel Before Zod!
Kaine's not 50 years old.



And it'll save your tax payer's dollars if you just surrender. We'll love you just as much and quicker then.
6  3:06am 22/01/06        
Civilian
Fine 40 year old.

But he never denied the gay Kaine...Interesting. Very Interesting.
7  3:19am 22/01/06        
Civilian
Picture of BIG SPHERE OF LOOOOVE
8  3:22am 22/01/06        
Civilian
Picture of Kaine as a 20something
9  3:23am 22/01/06        
Commonwealth Patriot<br>Get your damn hands off me,<br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
heh
10  3:33am 22/01/06        
TNO's Finest
lol...

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