Hapan Space
“Well, that was pleasant,” Krauze muttered to himself.
“Mm,” Chopin grunted.
The pilot had gotten into a rather lengthy discussion over the prospect of being ‘tractored in’. For a while, it seemed as though the docking manager would not give in. What a disaster that would’ve been. Standard Hapan protocol decreed all ships were to be tractor beamed in, so as to prevent any accidents or ‘other incidents’, while the pilot insisted that being tractored in would be disastrous, for Helixian ships were not as flexible in landing as the ships of this galaxy.
In short, if they were tractored in it was very likely that they would crash and explode. And with the archaic engines the Helixians used, the explosion would be very, very large. And, of course, it would be very, very bad.
“Relax guys,” Sam offered a reassuring grin to his peers, “This isn’t exactly the Orilcian Summit. We’re all friends here. The Consortium bailed us out of a shitstorm they could’ve ignored. Obviously they’re not bad guys.”
“It’s not Hapes that concerns me,” Chopin furrowed his brow in a challenge, “It’s those Capricans and this…Vinda Corporation.”
“Uh, that’s Capric
ians,” Daniels offered meekly.
“Whatever.”
“Any friends of Hapes are friends of ours, Lui,” Krauze jabbed the man softly in the ribs, “I’m sure they’re fine.”
“That’s just it, though,” Luis countered, “They’re
not friends of Hapes. Not yet, anyway. And
don’t call me Lui.”
“Whatever you say, Lui,” Sam chortled, “I’m sure they’re fine anyway. Daniels said they’d be good buddies of us. Didn’t you Daniels? They’d be good buddies because…uh, why again?”
“They’d be…‘good buddies’,” Daniel began, pausing only slightly, “Because they’ve had they’re own issues with the Vong.”
Everyone in the shuttle grimaced at the mention of their old nemesis.
“Yeah, but like you said,” Chopin said at last, “
Everyone in this galaxy has had their beef with the Vong.”
“Their ‘beef’?” Samuel asked, grinning, “You’re starting to take after me, Lui.”
“Maker save me if I am,” Luis grunted, “And
don’t call me Lui!”
“No, no, no,” Daniels interrupted, “This was a separate situation. An isolated one…well, not so much. But this was not a part of the galaxy wide attempt.”
“What do you mean?” Krauze asked.
“The Yuuzhan Vong
directly invaded the Capricia system,” Daniels answered, “
Twice.”
“Freeow,” Sam mumbled, “And they won both times?”
“Well, not so much…” Daniels said, “The first time, the Vong had things won. Their colonies were ravaged, most of Capricia itself was under Vong control…frack, they were even using
children to fight. One third of their entire
population were killed.”
“Freeow,” it was Chopin’s turn, “What happened?”
“That’s the weird part,” Daniels’ brow furrowed, “They left.”
“The Capricians?” Chopin asked.
“No, the Vong. They-”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up a minute,” Krauze interrupted, “You mean to tell me that the Vong beat the Capricians, fracked them up, and then just left? No enslavement? No mass slaughter?”
“Yeah, pretty much,” Daniels said.
“Any idea why?” Krauze asked.
“None,” Daniels said.
“Huh.”
“What about the second time?” Chopin asked.
“Well, the second time the Vong
were beaten back,” Daniels admitted, “But I would think twice about calling it a Caprician victory, especially when you’re speaking with their delegates. Capricia was ravaged again, the Vong almost had them. If it weren’t for…well, if it weren’t for the Vinda Corporation, I doubt they would have survived the second coming.”
“Wow,” Krauze whistled, “Gotta be one helluva story.”
“Just as good a story as Andoz,” Chopin muttered darkly.
The shuttle was silent.
“Point taken,” Krauze said at last.
“What the frack is
that?!” Daniels’ eyes widened to an unbelievable size.
“I never thought of you as a swearing man, Daniels,” Krauze chuckled, “That’s the Hapan fleet. It’s amazing, we know. You must’ve missed that full ten minute conversation.”
“No!” Daniels almost shrieked, “Not the fleet!
That!”
“Freeow,” Chopin whispered.
As Chopin and Krauze looked out the viewport, they had a very clear, very close up view at the Crystal Ship, the Caprician gift to the Hapan Consortium. For a very long time, the three delegates and the two pilots merely gawked at the amazing ship that floated through space in front of them.
“Is that…is that glass?” Krauze choked.
“It can’t be…” Chopin muttered.
The two looked back in mild interest as Daniels slumped back into his seat. Dazedly, he glanced up at Chopin.
“Got another cigarette?” he asked.
Transitory Mists
“Are you sure it is wise?” the voice asked, a hint of emotion almost audible, “What if it is discovered?”
“Then it is discovered, and it either escapes or is destroyed,” Michael replied, glancing back at the source, “They cannot possibly trace it back to us, unless they follow it, and you know very well the probability of that. Our sphere of current, detailed knowledge is very limited. This is the best way to find out more about those that came.”
“More information about humans, you mean,” the voice replied.
“I mean what I say,” Michael snapped, a hint of emotion very audible, “More information about humans, yes. More information about humans that may be the ones who were told of in days long past.”
“You speak as if we believe in some sort of prophecy that must be fulfilled.”
“You do not?” Michael quipped.
“We do not,” the reply was emotionless, but firm.
“You do not,” Michael whispered, turning away once more to look out the window, “But maybe I do…”
Hapes
The landing of the Helixian vessels was, in its own way, as mystifying to the Hapans as their fleet was to the Helixians. Obsolete, inefficient technology was viewed as dramatic and even a little frightening to the more skitterish hangar workers. If it were not for the Crystal Ship, all eyes would have been on the arriving Helixians.
All three ships bellowed smoke as if it was all that was inside. The vessels were completely silhouetted by the substance and almost enveloped entirely. But the Excaliburs…the Excaliburs put on the real show. What had long been the status quo for the Helixians took the Hapans completely off guard.
The two maneuverability-enhancing wings that rested near the back of the starfighters instead of in the middle (giving them their name in the first place), folded up as a Lambda shuttle might, the section of the wings that once connected to the vessel itself acting as landing gear, propping the ship up.
“Frack Luis,
relax,” Krauze said, waiting in front of the shuttle door to open, “What could
possibly be wrong.”
“Nothing,” Chopin replied, ignoring the sarcasm, “I’d just feel more comfortable if we had at least an honor guard or something.
Something.”
“For the last time, Luis!” Krauze hissed, lowering his voice as the shuttle door opened, “We’re all friends here.”
“Yeah, that’s how every political meeting starts out,” Luis grumbled, “Laughing, smiling, we’re all friends here, and then they pull a lever and you get dropped through a fracking twenty foot chute, only to be locked in a room that’s filling up with who the frack knows what kind of deadly poison and men in black jumpsuits and shooting machine guns at you as you make your fracking escape.
“When has that
ever happened?” Krauze asked him. Daniels just stared.
“I saw it in a movie once…” Chopin mumbled, his eyes darting back and forth nervously.
“No more talking for a while, Luis,” Krauze said after a few seconds, shaking his head.
The three men dismounted from the shuttle, straightening immediately. Suddenly, all too suddenly, the fates of thousands of people rested on their shoulders. Grimacing, Krauze desperately wished he bore the fate of millions more. Shaking old regrets from his thoughts, he focused on the future.
“Alright Daniels,” Krauze muttered, “You’re on. Names to faces.”
“I’m not sure who most of the Capricians are, but I think that might be Scipio Arien,” Daniels flicked his head toward the Caprician party.
“Wow, you were right, Daniels,” Chopin mumbled, “Those Hapan chicks are hot.”
“She’s Caprician, not Hapan,” Daniels took a chiding tone.
“So she
hasn’t been selectively breeded for centuries to be as beautiful as possible?” Chopin asked no one in particular, “I think I’m gonna like this galaxy.”
“He remembers every word I say when it has to do with women or liquor,” Daniels mumbled.
“Focus, Daniels, focus,” Krauze interrupted his musings, “The others?”
“That is…wow,” Daniels’ eyes widened, “That is Mr. Seth Vinda himself, CEO of the Vinda Coporation. I thought they’d send a diplomat, I never thought that he’d…this must be one fracking important summit.”
“Right,” Krauze shook his head at the man, “And the one next to him can only be…”
“Dakkon Darksword himself, the Crowned Prince of Hapes.”
“Right, thanks Daniels,” Krauze nodded, “I hope you know something about their etiquette. How are we to approach him?”
“I, uh, I’m not sure…” Daniels’ eyes widened even more, “None of the others are taking a particular formal approach to it, but we certainly wouldn’t want to offend them. I…”
“Righto then,” Krauze nodded, “Its okay. When in doubt, overdo things. Follow my lead, boys.”
The two men struggled to keep up with Krauze’s swift gait without breaking into a full out sprint, and neither of them knew what to expect until it happened. A few meters away from the meeting parties, Samuel dropped into what first seemed to be a deep bow but turned into a full knee. Freezing for a few seconds, Chopin and Daniels quickly followed suit, flanking Krauze in a regal way without even realizing it.
“He’s good,” Chopin mumbled to himself, too low for any to hear.
Hapan Space
All was quiet on the western front. The eastern, northern, and southern, as well. The very dramatic, very organized, very overdone defense had made sure none would be eavesdropping on such an important meeting. None…except for maybe one…
Just far enough away from the defense fleet to be out of sensor range, and just far enough away from Hapes to be out of sensor range, a single, tiny ship was completely dead in space save two systems. The sensors, to monitor constantly the position of the defense fleet, and a system that the ship was built for. A very sophisticated system. A voice was heard in the ship, which was recording everything.
“When she heard of your inclusion as the Caprician ambassador, Andra could not resist. No galactic beauty is complete without them...”
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