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1  2:26pm 11/10/05        
I train penguins for a living....
Not really I was just saying that to get your attention... But now that I have you, I'm new and wondering where I can post something like 'Hi, I'm new.' I read the rules and all but I didn't see anything where to post this....
Before I studied the art, a punch was just a punch, a
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee
2  2:27pm 11/10/05        
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
You're in the right place, I think... howdy.
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3  2:33pm 11/10/05        
I train penguins for a living....
Really? Either you guys don't get many new people, or I'm ganna feel really dumb in a second...
Before I studied the art, a punch was just a punch, a
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee
4  2:45pm 11/10/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
you can post 'hi, i'm new' pretty much anywhere, outside of the battlegrounds. we like it in cafe/communications, and here you are.

how do?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
5  2:48pm 11/10/05        
I train penguins for a living....
Sweet...

Errrr... Fine?
Before I studied the art, a punch was just a punch, a
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee
6  2:59pm 11/10/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
good to hear.

if you need some help doing anything, shoot me a pm or catch me around. i'll be glad to help you out with anything you require.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
7  3:02pm 11/10/05        
Enclave Free Captain
Welcome to TRF Quige...
8  3:12pm 11/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
Welcome to the funhouse.
9  3:40pm 11/10/05        
The Slothful Padawan
Insanity is fun! I'm //Insert Ahnk's Preferance\\, welcome to TRF!
10  3:47pm 11/10/05        
I train penguins for a living....
I feel so special... Well not that way...
Before I studied the art, a punch was just a punch, a
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee

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