'Why me?' lamented Tim Franklin, luckless new agent of Imperial Intelligence. For all the years of his working life, he'd sat comfortably behind a desk in a distant area of Coruscant where he could relax, do his job - which was easy, as very few local officials cared about other cultures - and go home without having been shot at once.
But his luck had changed. He'd forgotten the golden rule of his line of work: Never be too good at what you do. If you are, people will eventually want you to do more. And thats' what happened. He wrote too good a report on alien cultures on Coruscant, and it got passed up the line until an Imperial Intelligence operative got his hands on it. He must have liked what he saw, because it was less then a week until Tim was visited by II. They'd offered him a job, and what was he supposed to say?
So he took the oath, took the training, and was now mournfully reading over his first assignment, which in II must be a euphemism for "certain death".
They wanted him to investigate the unusual warping of a hyperroute between Corulag and Jatir, some place off in the Bastion Conclave. There is perhaps nothing more dangerous then poking around hyperspace to see why you can't go somewhere, and nothing makes it even more dangerous then when its' a secret hyperroute you're told not to tell anyone about or they'll shoot you.
Ah yes, Tim reflected, as he put the report away, that seemed to be one of the most popular punishments in II. Shooting. However, it was closely followed by stabbing, drowning, liquidating, and the occasional swim wearing concrete shoes. Oh well, no time for that now, another bloody storm-trooper.
"Name, passport, security pass, ID card, licence and registration, please." said the trooper who guarded the entrance to shuttle-13.2, the one that would take him to this warped secret route of theirs. His superiors - when they weren't busy sucking up to their superiors - had told him they suspected none-Imperials as responsible, and wanted him to analyse the gravitational warping and report back on what's causing it.
He nodded feebly and provided the mass of papers and chips he'd have to scan to let him through this checkpoint. Finally, the soldier deemed him worthy and let him pass into the shuttle.
It was cramped, out of date, and looked like II had had the choice of letting him use it or throwing it out. A pair of disgruntled pilots looked at him as he came in, and Tim shrank noticeably, clutching his battered suitcase close to his chest.
“Um, I guess we better be off then?”
The two pilots eventually turned to their controls, and within a few moments, they were taking off.
‘Why me?' lamented Tim Franklin, not for the last time.