"They are trying to end world hunger!"
"By singing?" Zell snapped back. "Is this a planet of idiots?"
"I.. I think the masses buy tickets for a performance and the monies go to this country that seems to be starving. I think.."
"Maybe it's a motivational rally. Perhaps to get the people to care." another officer added helpfully.
"Wait! Apparently, there is some big meeting between this world's leaders going on and these performances are supposed to call for this hunger issue to be discussed."
Zell frowned, "Is there any information on this meeting?"
"Oh yes. This planet's access to information is so easy it is actually frightening."
"And?" prompted the Captain.
"Hunger is not a topic of conversation. Except maybe if they break for lunch."
"So rather than petition for the topic to be a subject of discussion they'd rather sing songs?"
"Sir, I cannot answer for the intentions of a crazy race."
Ahh... that's the best thing I've read since... a while. You'll put Dolash to shame, you wil...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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