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1  9:51pm 15/06/05        
fuck that duck
So. I stopped at 7-11 on my way to bank today, because it was bloody hot out and I wanted something to cool down. After selecting my flavour (Rasberry Ice Crystal Light, so I get less fat (damn you TRF)), and my cup, I proceeded to pay.

For my trouble I received a free Darth Vader cup for my drink. Only then did I notice the cup I had grabbed was an Episode III one with some funky holograms and stuff.

So now I can drink out of Vader's head.

The point of this story? I was bored.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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2  9:52pm 15/06/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Are you drinking his melted brains, or all the saliva that got caught in his mask, or what?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
3  10:02pm 15/06/05        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
mmm...brains...
4  10:23pm 15/06/05        
Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
Haha Crystal Light. Did ya pick up some tampons too?
5  10:26pm 15/06/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
lmao Vash

Burn.
6  10:29pm 15/06/05        
fuck that duck
Heh. It means I can walk to the store...

No more having to wash myself with a rag on a stick...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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7  11:00pm 15/06/05        
Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
But thats the only way to really get clean.
8  11:22pm 15/06/05        
Internaut
I'm partial to Sprite Remix myself. A little too sugary though. I wish I could find a Diet version.
9  11:37pm 15/06/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
America has killed you, Titus.
10  1:27am 16/06/05        
Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
Mountain Dew....Aww Hell Yeah!

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