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Jedi Apprentice
The other day, my band was practicing in my friend's basement, and my friend (the bass player) kept on running off and drinking pop, then making it come out of his nose. (It's a talent of his) Anyway, now we need a guitar player, because the old one got pissed off at the bass player. Heh.
fuck that duck
Our definitions of the word funny differ, it seems...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Jedi Apprentice
Lol. Yeah, it's not really funny. But if you would've seen it in real life you would have laughed. Well, you probably would've.
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Why did you post this?
Do I make a new thread every time I fart?
Hang on a moment, I just had a brilliant idea...
Do I make a new thread every time I fart?
Hang on a moment, I just had a brilliant idea...
Last of a Dying Kind
Daemon i'm pretty sure you could if you wanted, Emporer's get special priveleges.
And as for Kurt, thank you for the wonderfully riveting story. Are you sure you're not just trying to put up an add for a bass player. Or guitar player or whatever. I stopped reading after you started talking about your friend shooting pop out of his nose actually.
And as for Kurt, thank you for the wonderfully riveting story. Are you sure you're not just trying to put up an add for a bass player. Or guitar player or whatever. I stopped reading after you started talking about your friend shooting pop out of his nose actually.
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
You're right. That is pointless.
The Slothful Padawan
Hrm... I must agree with the 'Pointless' part. My idea of funny story is when one of my friend's got sacked by a firework that misfired. Now THAT'S funny. It was one of those screching, sparkler ones. The bastard was lucky it wasn't one of the exploding ones 
Last of a Dying Kind
See, now that was kind of funny. But it wasn't really in "funny story" form, so it lacks quality.
Edit: Fireworks? In Canada? Proposterous!
Edit: Fireworks? In Canada? Proposterous!
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
I got shot in the eye with a bottle rocket. It wasn't very funny to me, as I was screaming and cursing. Apparantly it was funny to my 3 friends, however.
I also got my foot stuck under the tire of my friends car as he started to drive away. I yelled in pain as he started to drive over it and so he stopped the car. On top of my foot. Same situation here - they all found it hillarious.
I also got my foot stuck under the tire of my friends car as he started to drive away. I yelled in pain as he started to drive over it and so he stopped the car. On top of my foot. Same situation here - they all found it hillarious.
Last of a Dying Kind
Since we're sharing fireworks stories...
One of my less intelligent friends got the idea to try to fit more than one of the "canon" type giant fireworks in a tube thing, the ones that shoot them really hight into the air. Well he fit three in the tube and pulled all the fuses out. He lit the third one first, waited, lit the second, then the third...bad idea. The one on the bottom went off first, igniting the second one, both still on the ground, and threw sparks and flames about fifteen yards in every direction, hitting me and my friends. It was kind of funny because no one got hurt. And we all had a good laugh. Then the third one went off. It caught my friends pantleg on fire, which was hilarious until we couldn't get it off. He end up taking his pants off and stomping on it.
One of my less intelligent friends got the idea to try to fit more than one of the "canon" type giant fireworks in a tube thing, the ones that shoot them really hight into the air. Well he fit three in the tube and pulled all the fuses out. He lit the third one first, waited, lit the second, then the third...bad idea. The one on the bottom went off first, igniting the second one, both still on the ground, and threw sparks and flames about fifteen yards in every direction, hitting me and my friends. It was kind of funny because no one got hurt. And we all had a good laugh. Then the third one went off. It caught my friends pantleg on fire, which was hilarious until we couldn't get it off. He end up taking his pants off and stomping on it.