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Damalis Skywalker
1  3:57am 20/05/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of Episode 1 & 2...

The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!
Darth Nihilius
2  5:51am 20/05/05        
Sith Demon
It think Anakin was a nine year old kid when he won the Boonta Eve but I may be wrong. Well, I like this kind of humour so keep up the good work.
'They say the blood of the Sith run through us all. The ability to control the Force through determination, through power. Embrace this power and no quest shall end in defeat. Glory to the blood. Glory to the Sith.'
Daemon Hyfe
3  6:46am 20/05/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
rofl good stuff
Ren Janggar
4  9:14am 20/05/05        
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Ha . . .

Wasn't that from the Star Wars lego fan film?
Captain Han Solo
5  9:19am 20/05/05        
Scoundrel
Heh heh heh...
Slaskia
6  10:43am 20/05/05        
N00b eating Ru'Tyra
There was something similar to this done with stop motion animation, I forget where I saw it though, it was quite funny.
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Damalis Skywalker
7  11:57am 20/05/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
I didn't write it... forgot to mention that and didn't think peeps would think I did :-p but I got it from a joke email...
Demosthenes X
8  4:04pm 20/05/05        
fuck that duck
Yeah... I've seen that somewhere as well. Can't remember where. Good for a laugh, though. :)
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General Grevious
9  5:10pm 20/05/05        
El mas chingon!
Yeah, saw that as well somewhere else.

Oh yeah, Tales.
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DolashXP
10  11:38pm 21/05/05        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
For just a second there, I thought it was serious.

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