Enjoy the stupidness.
http://www.neonfirefly.org/bdc/tazerjim.html
Park Kraken:
Ren must be sober or something......
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis