Stupid spaceship!
Frakutsk fiddled with the insides of his small ship, which had been behaving oddly and sporadically lately. Sometimes its energy was so great that it flew five or six times the speed that it was supposed to, but often it could not even operate its communicator.
It wasn't really logical for Frakutsk to think that he could figure out the problem on his own, so Frakutsk had gone to Azgaurd to get it fixed. Unfortuneatly, not even the skilled engineers there had any idea what was wrong.
So there was no reason whatsoever for Frakutsk to be laying beneath his starship, but he wasn't going to give up yet, even though he was making no progress.
Frakutsk was so concentrated on his fruitless task that the extremely loud and alarming beeping of the communicator inside his starship made him jump. The Gungan bonked his green head on his ship as he lept up from under the ship and into the cockpit to recieve the communication.
It was an Azgaurd on the other line, a TARGET official by the looks of him. Would they never rest? Frakutsk had just finished his long and confusing mission at Riflor, surely they coulden't already have another assignment for him! He was the Minister of Peace, not one of their explorers! Frakutsk's eyes on the ends of their stalks resisted the temptation of giving a huge roll.
"So nice it is to see yous again! What bes you wantin' this time?" Frakutsk said, with a subtle note of sarcasm.
The Azgaurd responded promptly, "Your dimplomatic excellence is needed in the Roche Asteroid Belt, where a group of of operatives are having difficulties communicating with the species that resides there. A full briefing has just been uploaded onto your ship's computer."
It was now a far greater temptation to roll his eyes, but Frakutsk managed to resist anyway. "Hmm... I bes needin' a ship den, disa ones no good."
Just after his message went through, however, the lights on Frakutsk's communicator, and the rest of his ship, clicked off. He just barely read the words displayed on the computer interface before the power died, "This is a recording."
Great, a recording. They hadn't even considered him worthy of live communication. Frakutsk did not resist rolling his eyes this time.
The power was now back enough for Frakutsk to read the breifing. At least it thanked him for his work on Riflor, and adressed him as if he were competent. Frakutsk got the impression that a very simaler version of the recorded message he had recieved had also been sent to other diplomats at many other points in time.
Frakutsk relaxed in his cockpit as he began to read the rest of the mildly lengthy briefing
Bananas