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Omnae's Pet Dog

1 11:07pm 04/03/05

Omnae, you have forgotten to feed me.

I have decided to type into this pecular device you are constantly using in desperate hope that one of you humans will find pity for a poor, handsome, canine such as myself, and provide me with the small, round, objects that are all I need.

Oh, and one of those larger, oddly shaped items would be greatly appreciated as well. I never seem to get those any more.

Theren Gevel

2 12:14am 05/03/05

friend of the sleeping pill

How about you and me go out back do bong hits with hash.

Master Ahnk

3 2:57am 05/03/05

Blink If You Can Hear Me

I'd like to say this is odd, but after Ahnk's toaster and Ahnk's microwave got in a duel, I really can't.

OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.

I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Damalis Skywalker

4 7:33am 05/03/05

Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear

this would be even more funny if we could prove it was Omnae's lady posting this :b

as in she's pretending to post as their dog because ole Omnae hasn't fed him in so long... not that she's the dog or nothing... ehhh shutting up because I figure only half of you will get what I mean..

Wisdomness

5 9:34am 05/03/05

expirienced the gay-side of Theren Gevel

Sex...we know Damalis.

Professor Hootington

6 9:36am 05/03/05

Waterman Aficionado

Damalis Skywalker:
this would be even more funny if we could prove it was Omnae's lady posting this :b
as in she's pretending to post as their dog because ole Omnae hasn't fed him in so long... not that she's the dog or nothing... ehhh shutting up because I figure only half of you will get what I mean..

-Adjusts monocle and offers "cigarette" in Ms. Skywalker's direction-

So, either this was a masterfully executed "jab," at a loving mate, or it would appear I have a new animal friend.