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1  6:52pm 13/02/05        
"And what exactly is wrong with the name Thumper?"
Linkage: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html


Takes a while to load, but its well worth it. And you can play the thing with no slowdown while it's loading, so it don't really matter.

Be warned that it's pretty crude humour, though. Some of you might not like it.


Oh, and here's a quote from the author that might come in handy, on formatting:

When I made this thing, it had the autoplay feature, but I couldn't get it to make some frames 4 seconds and others 8 seconds. So the really long dialogue frames would zip by too quickly to get read. So Ruteger suggested that I create two frames of the ones that have a lot of text on them. That way, when it's autoplaying, we now have 4-second frames and 8-second frames. The only time that will come up is when you are clicking the "next" button instead of using autoplay. Even then, if you click on something, and it seems to just end, click the next button again, and it will continue on... because what you're getting is simply 2 of the same frame back to back.



Enjoy
2  7:15pm 13/02/05        
Fat Rooster
"It's God! Aim for his head!"
3  7:20pm 13/02/05        
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Registered Sex Offender<br><b>The TRF Staff Does Not Support Or Condone The Existence Of Ren Janggar</b>
"KHAAAAAAN!"
4  8:05pm 13/02/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
"AAAHHHGG! There's a spider on your chest!"

*Thud!*

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*

"AAAHHHGG! Its not dead!"

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*

"....."

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*
5  9:39pm 13/02/05        
Bounty Hunter
"Pull my finger"


That was a pointless waste of time, and I loved every inch...err... frame of it.
6  6:11am 14/02/05        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
Going somewhere, Solo?
No, actually , I was taking the Wookie with me...


heh...
7  6:53am 14/02/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
I found it unbearably bad and didn't get past the opening scene.
8  7:07am 14/02/05        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
I found it unbearably bad...

Thats a given...
9  6:47pm 14/02/05        
"And what exactly is wrong with the name Thumper?"
I found it unbearably bad and didn't get past the opening scene.


Beep bop beep beep fuck you.
10  9:30pm 15/02/05        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
That was... disturbing...

I'm going to go hide somewhere.

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