percocet
oh percocet
just can't fucking get enough of it
you are like a warm blanket on a winter evening
the house is buried under a mile of snow
cackling clowns of ice age fame try to drag me out and sodomize me
but you make me forget about being low
now i'm staring at the ceiling
and bits of plaster are falling on my face
from the people fucking in the room upstairs
but you make my world a beautiful place
oh percocet.
sleeping pills
sleeping pills
you are little
you are blue
like a monster wading into tokyo
i will eat all of you
you help me to sleep
you help me to get high
one day
you will probably help me to die
the pinpricks of feeling electrify the inside of me
but you are like a full frontal lobotomy
oh sleeping pills.
alcohol
alcohol
you are my only real friend
my other friends smile with the devil's crooked teeth
they beat me half to death and wait till i am asleep
then they pull out my teeth with pliers
take them to the dentist and have them put in their own heads with wires
but the label on the bottle never lies about alcohol content
and you make me feel like i could shift the continents
which are really plates of dogshit moving across a sea of fire
ferrying idiot colonies run by cheaters and liars
they bugger one another and buy their cocaine from me
then make things illegal, like crack and sodomy
those fucking assholes are trying to saw off my ears and feed them to me slowly
but you are an invisible shield made of glass and the united states marines
thank you alcohol, for all you do
if you were a woman, i would take pictures of you
while you were sleeping
and masturbate to them in the washroom, where i told you i was peeing
