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1  12:25am 07/02/05        
Agent of the Union
I was having internet problems for the past two days, and it was only on my computer. It was recieving little or no signal strength. So after trying the usual tricks, I end up performing open case surgery, and discover that the atenna attached to the modem card is all bent out of shape, and discolored. So after finding a generous donor in the form of my former computer now shut away in a closet, I swap out atennas, and boom!, instantly fixed my problem. My signal strength went straight up to a steady "good", and not only that, but my quacky AIM now no longer logs me off after every 5 minutes. :)
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2  1:49am 07/02/05        
Internaut
Every time I open an electronics device I pray for a simple answer, such as that.
3  2:03am 07/02/05        
<b>Taj Daemun<br><i>Worship Me</b></i>
Every time I open an electronics device I pray it wont explode in my face
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4  2:10am 07/02/05        
friend of the sleeping pill
Every time I open my bank account there seems to be less money because I spent it all on drugs.
5  3:28am 07/02/05        
Agent of the Union
I did almost drown in an outrushing of dust. Oh, and now that my signal strength is back down to low, my AIM is screwed up again.
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6  4:15am 07/02/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Every time I open my mouth useless shit comes out.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
7  4:17am 07/02/05        
fuck that duck
Every time I open my web browser people yell at me.

Jerks.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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8  6:00am 07/02/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Every time I

Please shut the fuck up
9  7:17am 07/02/05        
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With Pure Awesome
Everytime I open my back account it makes me sad because I see $0.90. But oh well I am good at playing games online so I can live in a semi-trance of stupor while staring at the screen where only soda, not food, is needed. All is well!


Note: That was an attempt at humor. Please laugh and have a nice day, dillholes!