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Demosthenes X
1  3:56am 27/01/05        
fuck that duck
Everyone look at me! My penis has grown six inches since making this post, because it represents the thousanth time I've posted on this god forsaken board!

Everyone congratulate me on this meaningless accomplishment!
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Heazure
2  7:33pm 27/01/05        
Moron Magnet
Congrats on having no life... Just kidding. :P I couldn't resist, seriously. >.< *hugs*
Rebekah Hawthorne
3  12:08am 28/01/05        
Centrality Leader
Like I really wanted to know all that, Demios or Demos, whatever the fuck your name is.
Theren Gevel
4  12:09am 28/01/05        
friend of the sleeping pill
PMS.
Exar Fel
5  12:12am 28/01/05        
NC Fighter Colonel
Have a nice life and without man you wouldn't be here that God made Adam first then in a way Adam gave birth to Eve that God took one of Adam's ribs and turned it into a woman.
Demosthenes X
6  12:24am 28/01/05        
fuck that duck
LMFAO
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Rebekah Hawthorne
7  1:50am 28/01/05        
Centrality Leader
That made no fucking sense whatsoever.
Demosthenes X
8  2:04am 28/01/05        
fuck that duck
I can translate.

"I'm a Christian, and will now spout my beliefs in a confusing fashion to prove a point totally unrelated to the current conversation. Praise Jebus!"
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Titus
9  2:10am 28/01/05        
Internaut
That is one freaking big signature. Smaller, please.
Demosthenes X
10  2:11am 28/01/05        
fuck that duck
I thought you were talking to me for a sec, 'cause I just updated my sig. And I was ready to get all indignant because it's just text.

But you weren't. So I'll shut up now.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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