You don't get anything. I'll probably even insult you for it. But you do get to go to sleep tonight feeling good that you did something for someone else with no possible chance of reward.
Other than that warm fuzzy feeling that indicates it's time to change the sheets.
Anything that incorporates my standing as an enourmous prick earns extra points.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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