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1  4:04am 04/01/05        
Jedi Mastah
Who is this Exar Genesis guy anyways? Thinks he can steal my identity. *Huffs and puffs*
2  4:50am 04/01/05        
fuck that duck
On a related topic, aren't Jedi supposed to preserve life, not kill people? I mean, a statement like "my blade means death... I am a rogue warrior" kinda contradicts the entire Jedi philosiphy, don't you think?
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-Mitch Hedberg
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3  5:00am 04/01/05        
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Becomes A TNO Agent
"There is life in every death." Thats bushido.

Also, its not him thats evil if his blade means death, its the blade itself, however it may not be evil if the intention of the blade is to harm what harms innocence.

If this made any sense to people other than me let me know. ;)
4  5:17am 04/01/05        
fuck that duck
Nope...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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5  7:39am 04/01/05        
Jedi Master
It's not so bad. Couldn't be!

For you see:

Once upon a time in a land far, far away... it's name was SWFans....

3 Leia Organa Solos existed at once. One was married to Han, worked for the NR. The other two had divorced Han and were Jedi under the same order.

Upon discovering this anomoly, the Leias joined forces and plotted to take over the Universe.

*creepy music*
6  1:01pm 04/01/05        
Jedi Mastah
Ok. That's weird. At least he doesn't have the same name. Oh, Demosthenes, Kamon's a Rogue. Rogue's are allowed to kill.
7  2:27pm 04/01/05        
Kneel Before Zod!
Well, when you put it that way...
8  3:21pm 04/01/05        
Back with a Vengeance
I've been cloned

What a waste of genetic material. There are only a few people here I consider worth cloning.
9  11:45pm 04/01/05        
Jedi Mastah
Funny, Kraken. Ha ha ha.
10  4:25pm 05/01/05        
Any spare change?
I make it a point to clone myself at least the daily recommended amount of eight times a day.

Keeps my cheeks nice and firm.

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