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1  5:12pm 02/01/05        
Money Makes the Galaxy Go Round
Italy Judge Tosses Coin for Xmas Tug-Of-Love Child


ROME (Reuters) - When the separated parents of a five-year old Italian boy could not agree whose house he should stay at over Christmas, a judge settled the dispute by tossing a coin, an Italian newspaper reported on Thursday.

The squabbling couple took their argument to a family disputes court a few days before Christmas and were surprised when the judge, who said there was not enough time to convene the tribunal, tossed a two-euro coin for "heads-or-tails."

"I did it in the interest of the child," Judge Carlo Alberto Agnoli was quoted as saying in Italy's leading daily newspaper Corriere della Sera.

"I certainly couldn't do like Solomon and divide the child. So I trusted to luck," said the judge who presides at a court in the northeastern town of Trento.


He was referring to the biblical King Solomom who threatened to cut a boy in half when two women claimed he was theirs, thus learning who was the true mother when she begged him not to.


The mother, who usually has custody of the boy, won the toss and the boy spent Christmas with her, the paper said.


Sounds like th Italian leal system is alive and kicking.
2  5:39pm 02/01/05        
friend of the sleeping pill
I think they could have tossed the fucking coin on their own...
3  6:50pm 02/01/05        
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A coin? Thats heartless and laziness at work. Just figure out who deserves the child for heavens sake! I hate when this kind of thing goes on.
4  7:32pm 02/01/05        
friend of the sleeping pill
Well, maybe they deserved the child equally.
5  2:14am 03/01/05        
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If thats so then they should have the decency to meet on Christmas rather than the child being with one or the other.
6  2:36am 03/01/05        
fuck that duck
In a lot of cases, that's not really an option. And it's probably better for all parties involved than a protracted legal process that leaves one side feeling cheated.

A coin toss leaves no argument - it's black and white. Sometimes, that's a good thing.
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7  6:52am 03/01/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Yes, sometimes. For example, to decide who gets the ball first in a damn football game. Not who gets child custody.
8  11:14am 03/01/05        
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Deimos Elessar:
If thats so then they should have the decency to meet on Christmas rather than the child being with one or the other.

Ain't that the truth? If they both loved the child so much then they should have had the heart to put aside their differences and both spent Christmas with it. Shame on them.
9  2:13pm 03/01/05        
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Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
Indeed.
Bananas
10  7:04pm 03/01/05        
fuck that duck
It?

Seriosuly, though. It may sound nice and easy, but it's not neccessarily practical. Especially if one or both of the parents have remarried.
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