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The Triumvirate of Ultimate Evil is an extremely secretive organization that has taken up residence within my home, and being the patriotic American that I am, I have taken it upon myself to infiltrate their organization of terror. Too many times I have had to replace broken and destroyed possessions of mine, as well as pick up dislodged items that had mysteriously found their ways from shelf to floor. Why, the other day I got home from work to find that the enirety of my house had been TP'ed - ON THE INSIDE. Needless to say it was time to become strategic in my dealings with these menaces, and so I grabbed my trusty webcam and headed off to expose these creatures of mayhem. An easy task? Not so much. As the cord only extends so far, I couldn't exactly Solid Snake it into the bedroom to snap sufficient evidence of the culprits hanging from the curtains or trying to dig their way into my underwear drawer with the vicious intent of spreading my unmentionables all about. Nor could I gain entrance to their hallowed domain - the kitchen, to get shots of them dismembering toy soldiers and hiding out under the kitchen sink.
Thusly, I opted for the next best option.
In a moment of sheer brilliance, I decided to sit on the living room floor and begin to draw. Now, as any owner of the diabolical feline beast knows, cats are invariably drawn to paper in the hopes of laying across its' entire surface. And mine are no different. Needless to say, my plan worked perfectly, as all three dropped whatever article of clothing, roll of TP, or poor LT. Dan they had clenched in their little evil teeth and immediately converged upon my position in a well timed three-pronged attack. Success!!
For now that is all I can offer, as all three have retreated to the bedroom to gain some much-needed rest. After all, they need all the energy they can gather for their next assault. Until then, I await with baited breath and one big dose of trepidation.
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