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assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
defy the tyrannous stars
Might as well buy your ticket to Africa now.
Internaut
Wanna go halfsies with the tickets, Zark?
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
Righto.
Internaut
As a consolation, the new radio dramas should be good. 
Jedi Master
Any of you ever seen the old British tv series of Hitchhiker's guide?
It is really quite something.
It is really quite something.
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
Hahaha!
Ah dear.
"The answer is!"
"42!"
Ah dear.
"The answer is!"
"42!"
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
OS: Yep. Hillariously terrible.
LOL @ Vinda. I remember that part.
LOL @ Vinda. I remember that part.
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes ...!"
"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes ...!"
"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes ...!"
"Is ..."
"Yes ...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
And a few more:
"Right," said Ford, "I'm going to have a look."
He glanced round at the others.
"Is no one going to say, 'No you can't possibly, let me go instead'?"
They all shook their heads.
"We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!"
"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxication in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
"Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?"
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine month."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."
"Yes ...!"
"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes ...!"
"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes ...!"
"Is ..."
"Yes ...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
And a few more:
"Right," said Ford, "I'm going to have a look."
He glanced round at the others.
"Is no one going to say, 'No you can't possibly, let me go instead'?"
They all shook their heads.
"We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!"
"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxication in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
"Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?"
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine month."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."