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Demosthenes X
1  2:32am 09/11/04        
fuck that duck
Some of you have probably seen this. For those that haven't get out from under that rock and check this out.

Chris Rock is a comedic genius...

[url="http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/videos/asskickedpolice.html"]http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/videos/asskickedpolice.html[/url]
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Charley
2  3:03am 09/11/04        
But They're So Cryptic Who Would Know
I enjoy his skits like this. I get tired of the "$5000 Bullet" joke, simply due to it being heavily overplayed by people who think they are clever, but the rest of his shtick is incredibly funny.
Demosthenes X
3  3:17am 09/11/04        
fuck that duck
That's one of my favourites, as a matter of fact...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Omnae
4  3:23am 09/11/04        
Kneel Before Zod!
LOL.. too funny.
Charley
5  3:24am 09/11/04        
But They're So Cryptic Who Would Know
It's simply not that funny though. Then again, when your experiences with firearms involves "gats", I guess you aren't exactly clued into the world of reloadable cartridges.
Master Ahnk
6  3:45am 09/11/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
...goddamnit. >_<
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Demosthenes X
7  4:00am 09/11/04        
fuck that duck
If every comedian researched his material extensively and ensured it was all technically accurate, we wouldn't have comedy.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Dolash2.5
8  9:29pm 09/11/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I don't even know what a reloadable cartridge is, but I can still laugh at his jokes.

I hardly think such a thing would affect his humour anyways.

Great link.
milkshake
9  9:32pm 09/11/04        
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I thought he came up with that joke in the first place.
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Zark Ekan
10  2:44am 10/11/04        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
I don't even know what a reloadable cartridge is

And I hope you never have to, Dolash.