“What if I need help?” she'd said.
“Oh, you need help,” the other woman had replied. “But since when have you needed technical help?”
How about right now, huh?
It was late. Too late, she knew. But she couldn't sleep. She'd tried, of course, but there was just . . . too much. Oh so incredibly too much.
And now she was stuck. And she needed help.
Her eyes were burning from however many hours of staring at the multilayer full-color oversized hologram, her feet were killing her (something about the floor, built for squishy aquatics' feet?), and her brain . . .
Her brain was stuck.
“What if I need help?” she'd said.
“Oh, you need help,” the other woman had replied. “But since when have you needed technical help?”
Everyone else was asleep by now. Even the handful of nocturnal folks on the project, this far underwater, having just arrived from who-knows-where and suffering space lag, were sure to be tossing and turning in their beds/nests/crypts, whichever was required by their particular physiology.
There was one option, though. Not
that option, of course;
that option wasn't even an option. That booping droid, what was his name? E4-something? Not even a name, really, just another serial number. C'mon, get creative! Sparky, or something. Or Smarts; now
there was a name for a droid who wanted to get noticed!
But no, not him, not the Confederation's brightest droid, who couldn't even parse a simple figure of speech said to him in the dominant language of the galaxy! Sighing heavily as she resigned herself to the task, Amarata grabbed the little widget Gabe had sent her earlier and headed for the exit.
“Open up!” she grumbled when the doors didn't part for her automatically.
“Of course, Captain Amarata,” came Gabe's sickeningly sweet reply. She heard the sound of the holotable powering down its projector as the door opened: couldn't have a casual passerby catching sight of her work.
Just outside, sitting crooked on the floor, was a little toaster of a droid she'd powered down before heading in. Amarata's eyes narrowed to slits: did somebody
kick her droid? She shouldn't mind, she supposed. It was just some slightly-less-stupid Mouse barely sophisticated enough to make a tolerable pet, given to her by only a moderately-less-stupid E4-something that didn't understand “clever gadget” meant “classified and subject-related technology”.
But she did mind. Somebody had kicked her droid!
She shrugged and bumped its activator with the toe of her boot. It sputtered to life on its little repulsors and she dropped down to one knee. “Gabe!” she said entirely too loudly, fiddling with the little gadget in her hand. “Send the surveillance records for this hallway to my table,” she jabbed the restraining bolt into the port on the little droid, “and clear Sparky here for access to my lab.”
She twisted on the balls of her feet as she stood up, walking back into her room and waving the droid to follow. The little droid sputtered after her, then stopped at the threshold of the door, wiggling back and forth and making indistinct squeaking sounds.
“Gabe!”
“One moment, please. I'm just completing my security scan of little Sparky's systems.”
Of course. Of course the restraining bolt Gabe had sent her was
also a remote uplink to . . . how about that: Gabe! Amarata tapped her foot impatiently, swaying her head back and forth as she waited for that booping Serenity Now
ding.
Ding. Sparky shot forward, sliding to a wobbly stop on its repulsors right by Amarata's feet. She took a step and it sped forward, jerked to a stop as soon as it was all up in her business again.
“Back off, Sparky! Not so close.”
Sparky squeaked a sad, pitiful squeak as it puttered backwards a few centimeters.
“Argh, fine!” Amarata reached down and scooped it up, Sparky's repulsors shutting off automatically. “Come on, I just need a little help.” She set it on the edge of the holotable, calling up the projection now that Sparky had been cleared to see it. “Jack in.”
Sparky tweeted happily and extended its universal plug, accessing the technical information attached to the holofile.
“There's this power drain I've got marked, but I can't find the source. See if you can back-trace the load on the circuit and identify . . .” The words “
Lucrehulk-class LH-3210 cargo freighter” flashed over the hologram in a pulsing, vibrant rainbow display of shifting spectra. “Yeah, I know what I'm looking at, Sparky. Khelk's got me designing a refit for . . .” The words “LH-2980 Refit Module” flashed underneath the first message in equally extravagant coloring.
Stupid.
“Gabe, are you giving Sparky advice or something?”
“Sparky queried my public databank, Captain Amarata, but I have not interfered in his internal decision-making processes. That would be a violation of my programming.”
“Yeah, whatever.” Huh, so so Sparky was a “he”, how about that? She turned to look at the droid who'd solved her obvious, glaring, work-stopping conundrum.
She was a genius. A stupid genius, apparently, but a genius. She should have realized right away. The Cooperative was the only Coalition government acquiring
Lucrehulks for use, which meant this one had almost certainly been salvaged and refurbished by Squibs, who would have refit any older models they got their hands on to the 3210 standard. And there's always one or two quirks to a refit, duh.
But this droid . . . this droid was
way too stupid to know to look for something like that. Except it . . . uhh, he . . . wasn't.
“What if I need help?” she'd said.
“Oh, you need help,” the other woman had replied. “But since when have you needed technical help?”
Amarata smiled as she petted the little toaster's casing, eliciting a happy squeak from the droid. Maybe E4 knew what a “clever gadget” was after all. She leaned down toward him and used her best pet-talking voice: “Let's get you an arc welder attachment for that unused port of yours, Sparky.
“Oh, and Gabe? Give Sparky here access to those hallway records.”
“Might I inquire as to why he needs them, Captain Amarata?”
Amarata stood up straight, her eyes narrowing and her lips curling into a devious grin. “Somebody booped with the wrong droid.”