“What a cesspool,” mused the ship's captain.
Even in the pressed black Imperial uniforms of the Trax Sector Authority's customs service, Gunther hardly seemed like an officer. To be sure, his erect posture bespoke an alert readiness and professionalism that wouldn't have been out of place in any of the Empire's cloned stormtrooper legions. His past performance had been unquestionably satisfactory. But the man too often had the tongue of a loose schoolboy; the sort that found themselves frequently in the principal's office. He ran this head through his thick brown hair and turned towards his first mate with a quizzical look on his face.
“Why the hell did Fossk chose Deysum III to be his capital? The place is more toxic than Nal Hutta. I mean seriously, dome cities covering half the world?”
“They industrialized too quickly,” suggested the woman, “but that's probably why it was so attractive to the Empire to make it the sector capital. Kill two birds with one stone. If you to protect a planet's industrial facilities, might as well put all the bureaucracy there too to share the protection.”
Gunther snorted, “Well, shall we get to work? This is supposed to be a customs ship after all, I think it's time we begin stopping some freighters. Get the teams ready...”
The cone-like starship from Inferno Fleet's Task Force Delusion jetted around the world, supposedly stopping freighters like at least one of its sister ships on the opposite side of the world. Seic'lar's slicers had managed to reauthenticate the ship's transponders in Fossk's systems, despite their capture by Inferno Fleet. Gunther wasn't sure if it was entirely a matter of skill, or if it was a combination of there being dozens of the craft in the Trax Sector, all looking to ensure that the Supreme General properly taxed the merchants and spacers which plied the area, and confiscated any illegal goods. Over the last week, he had managed to let slip in dozens of Alliance tramp freighters carrying commandos and goods for the upcoming invasion, right under the noses of Fossk's navy. Moreover, the ships had deployed many Verpine hatchling droids to tinker with the satellites orbiting the world. Light years away, Seic'lar's slicers controlled the droids to clandestinely take control of orbital defenses, communication's satellites, sensor platforms, weather control satellites, and even a few which Gunther did not know what they did. But what the man did know is that it would likely cause pandemonium among the General's surviving fleet when the main Alliance fleet arrived to finally dispose of the corrupt warlord.
Gunther looked at their target vessel, a green Ghtroc 720. The turtle-like craft jetted towards them, causing the man to frown. Don't look too eager, idiots. We've had a pretty sweet gig going on here, but once they realize we're both Alliance, it's all over. He turned his eyes back to his first mate, who quietly scrolled through the freighter's manifest.
“So what are they carrying? A couple metric tons of thermal detonators?”
She shook her head, “Durasteel ingots.”
He frowned, “It's not one of ours?”
“Well,” scoffed the woman, “it's not as if we can only do slacker work, and not any of the real stuff for Fossk. That wouldn't look suspicious at all...”
“It's not that, I just could have swore we saw that ship earlier this week, and it was ours...”
“You're thinking of the Dapper Duck. This is the Deysum Duke...”
“Did you say Deysum Dumpbucket? Sounds about right...”
She sighed, “One day sir, you're going to get it, and hopefully it won't be from me...”