[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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fuck that duck
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The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
LOL. Little over the top.

defy the tyrannous stars
That's really sharp, stylistically.

Return of the King of the Cafe!
Artistically impressive, but perhaps a little paranoid.
Some of it sounds likely, possible, probable, but some seemed a little odd, perhaps worth checking.
Some of it sounds likely, possible, probable, but some seemed a little odd, perhaps worth checking.

Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
Tip: Look up Neo-Conservatism.

Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
Awesome stuff.
Bananas