Basically, there is an electrical engineer who doesn't like television. He doesn't own one, and he's tired of going places where TVs are on. So he invents a keychain remote that can turn off almost any television anywhere. I'm going to repeat that, for effect: He doesn't like television, so he's going to turn them off wherever he goes. He doesn't particularly care whether other people are watching the television, because he doesn't want to. And he's selling these goddamned things for $14.99 on his website to people who feel the same way.
What a fuckwad.
I'm tired of being considerate of other people. From now on, I'm going to make sure that nobody does anything that ever bothers me, because, of course, the sun rises and sets on my asshole, and I'm so fucking special that everyone should do whatever they can to make me happy at all times. Don't smoke around me, don't watch tv around me, don't talk loudly around me, don't wear a hat indoors around me, don't chew with your mouth open around me, don't wear plaids and stripes around me, don't be fat or ugly around me.
And if you do anything that annoys me, I, of course, have the right to demand that you stop, because I'm so fucking important.[/size][/font]
