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1  10:42pm 13/10/04        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Found a link to this at somethingawful.

http://www.qsleeper.com/index.html
2  2:09am 14/10/04        
Back with a Vengeance
They forgot to add eventual suffocation to the list.
3  2:14am 14/10/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
If it's shielded against bio and chemical weapons my guess is it has an internal oxygen refinery.




Or they're fucking idiots.
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4  2:17am 14/10/04        
fuck that duck
I'd imagine you'd wake up with a nasty bruise on your forehead for the first couple of weeks, too.
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5  11:53am 14/10/04        
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
Sleeping in complete darkness with all outside sounds blocked? I'd buy it for that alone.
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6  12:33pm 14/10/04        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
I don't think it's much of a safe room... someone could just set that damn thing a fire and your toast...
7  1:09pm 14/10/04        
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Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
Wow... I won't begin to explain how desperatly sad that thing is.
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8  3:31pm 14/10/04        
El mas chingon!
Ridiculous.
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9  5:36pm 14/10/04        
Kneel Before Zod!
What's wrong with it? All it's missing is an internet jack and a pizza slot for delivery and you're golden!


10  1:55pm 15/10/04        
Yuuzhan Vong
Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

I would imagine that if you wake up under a hundred feet of water and open your bed, you're screwed. What kind of protection is that?

The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00

I'll run right out and get one...

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