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The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard

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They forgot to add eventual suffocation to the list.

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If it's shielded against bio and chemical weapons my guess is it has an internal oxygen refinery.
Or they're fucking idiots.
Or they're fucking idiots.
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fuck that duck
I'd imagine you'd wake up with a nasty bruise on your forehead for the first couple of weeks, too.
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Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
Sleeping in complete darkness with all outside sounds blocked? I'd buy it for that alone.
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I don't think it's much of a safe room... someone could just set that damn thing a fire and your toast...

Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
Wow... I won't begin to explain how desperatly sad that thing is.
Bananas

El mas chingon!
Ridiculous.
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What's wrong with it? All it's missing is an internet jack and a pizza slot for delivery and you're golden!


Yuuzhan Vong
Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.
I would imagine that if you wake up under a hundred feet of water and open your bed, you're screwed. What kind of protection is that?
The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00
I'll run right out and get one...