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Master Ahnk
1  10:35pm 04/10/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
I'll just post the article and you guys can do the kiddding.

A VIBRATING sex toy was mistaken for a bomb, causing the emergency evacuation of a crowded Mackay Airport yesterday morning.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10975231%255E13762,00.html
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Ren Janggar
2  10:43pm 04/10/04        
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Screw the joke, I'm amazed that the vibrator was so good, it could turn itself on!
Damalis Skywalker
3  5:11am 05/10/04        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
They took a Harry Potter toy off the market once parents discovered the reason they couldn't get their kids to put them down was that the vibrating broom was like one huge vibrator between their legs...
Ayan
4  8:53am 05/10/04        
Celestial Hostess
Spoilsports.
Slaskia
5  3:28pm 05/10/04        
N00b eating Ru'Tyra
I had something similar happen to me, thankfully before 9/11. I was returning from a trip, forget where from, and I was called out of the plane to explain a noise that was coming from my suitcase. It was my battery operated razor: apparently it got shuffled in such a way that it got turned on when the airport peeps were loading it into the plane.
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Daemon Hyfe
6  6:14pm 05/10/04        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
I think you just recently watched Fight Club and are trying to claim the experience as your own.
Zark Ekan
7  6:31pm 05/10/04        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
Good movie that.
Vega
8  7:07pm 05/10/04        
defy the tyrannous stars
In the event of a dildo, you have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
Demosthenes X
9  1:40am 06/10/04        
fuck that duck
Easy solution: remove batteries before packing.
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Park Kraken
10  3:55am 06/10/04        
Back with a Vengeance
Even without Batteries the Dildo could be mistaken as a pipe bomb by airport screeners. But wait, wasn't it a guy that had the toy? Maybe it was a cup vibrator, or whatever it's called, instead.