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1  11:37pm 20/09/04        
Back with a Vengeance
Some John Kerry quotes, obviously in reply to something about George Bush quotes from his speeches:

Quotes To Go Down In History.
And, if anybody thought that 'Dubya' was stupid........read on!



"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

- John F. Kerry


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry


"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry



"We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry



"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

- John F. Kerry



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.

It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- John F. Kerry



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- John F. Kerry
2  1:06am 21/09/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Half of those are from Bush's speeches! :D
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
3  2:16am 21/09/04        
we'll fight in the shade
They sound Kerryish to me.
[22:14] RogueLightSider: Omnae should let you know when he knocks you up methinks.
[22:14] LeiaOrganaSolo39: haha he must be really teeny, I didnt feel a thing!
4  4:24am 21/09/04        
fuck that duck
Summary of the eRumor
A list of embarrassing quotes from John Kerry or George W. Bush speeches and interviews.

The Truth
These quotes have been attributed to a variety of political candidates but mostly to George W. Bush or John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election.
They are a part of the political email that gets circulated each year by people who attach the name of their least favorite politician to them.

Most of the quotes do have a source...former Vice President Dan Quayle who distinguished himself with some slips of the tongue and odd phrases here and there.

None of them that we know of is from John Kerry or George W. Bush.

[url="http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/q/quaylisms.htm"]http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/q/quaylisms.htm[/url]

The occasional mistake doesn’t make us stupid, but apparently, if you can compile a list of malaprops, you somehow demonstrate a person’s lack of intelligence. This list has been around for almost a decade, but has been dusted off in a futile attempt to discredit Democratic hopeful John Kerry.

Variants of this list have attributed these (and other) questionable quotes to President George W. Bush as well as former Vice Presidents Dan Quayle and Al Gore. The Bush version is the most popular by far, but the new Kerry version is quickly gaining ground. One of the sure-fire signs that someone has simply taken a copy of one of these previous lists and swapped Kerry's name with the previously accused supposed mis-speaker is the third so-called quote about a Governor’s responsibility. Why would Kerry be commenting on this, since he is a Senator and has never served in that capacity. Of those to whom this list has been attributed, Bush is the only one with that accomplishment on his resume.

So, who did utter these infamous lines? Unfortunately, the original author did not see fit to identify himself or herself, nor does he or she provide and sources or context. The list vary from version to version, with other anonymous contributors adding their own comments and supposed quotes, also without source or context. Several web sites have tried to validate versions of the list, but their “proof” is often as spurious as the quotes themselves. The general consensus among more liberal sources is that these are “definitely” the words of George W. Bush, while more right-leaning investigators are convinced that they must have been spoken by Former Vice President Dan Quayle. Since all of these quotes were previously attributed to Bush, Quayle or Gore, it’s safe to reason that Kerry did not speak them. Break this chain.

[url="http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/kerryquotes.html"]http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/kerryquotes.html[/url]

[url="http://irregulartimes.com/lie.html"]THIS[/url] site attributes many of the same quotes to George W. Bush, as well as providing the "real" verdict as to who said them first. Nice try on the part of the GOP, though... really.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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5  4:40am 21/09/04        
Silence golden? Ha!
The funny thing is...the only place i've seen Kerry credited with those quotes were in crappy forward e-mails. However I have seen posters both online and in various shops that have those quotes on them and credit George W. Bush with saying them.
6  4:44am 21/09/04        
Internaut
I recognize some of them from such sites as http://www.dubyaspeak.com/.
7  6:45am 21/09/04        
<b>Taj Daemun<br><i>Worship Me</b></i>
[QUOTE"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- John F. Kerry
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