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1  10:24pm 29/08/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African man who shot his pregnant fiance dead before killing himself will be posthumously married to her at the weekend.
Police Captain Mohale Ramatseba said David Masenta shot 25-year-old Mgwanini Molomo after a quarrel before turning the gun on himself. But Johannesburg's Sowetan newspaper said family and friends wanted to remember them as a happy couple destined for a happy life together.

The groom's corpse would be dressed in a cream suit and his bride's in a gown for the ceremony, at which a priest in the rural village of Ceres in Limpopo will bless the union before the two are buried, the Sowetan said.

"In African culture, there is no death -- there is merely the separation of body and soul," said cultural expert Mathole Motshekga. "It is also important because the families are married together."

"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."

Crazy, usually when I kill my lovers it's seen as a failed relationship.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
2  3:23am 30/08/04        
The House Detective
"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."
LOL.
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3  4:29am 30/08/04        
"And what exactly is wrong with the name Thumper?"
I think he's talking about the relationship between the two families...but it's still funny as hell.
4  8:37am 30/08/04        
defy the tyrannous stars
This reminds me of another story I heard, where a French woman fell in love with a dead author/poet, and was allowed to marry him.