A Penguin's Driving Down to the Beach... - Rebel Cafe - Forums

1 10:37pm 25/08/04

Blink If You Can Hear Me

A penguin's driving down to the beach, he's driving along listening to his music when all of a sudden his car breaks down. Luckily he's near a garage and not to far from the beach.

The penguin pushes the car into the garage and walks on down to the sea. It's a hot day so he jumps in from a swim.

The penguin splashes around for a bit before deciding he wants an ice cream. He walks up to the ice cream man and orders a huge cone. Just as he lifts his arm up to eat it, he notices his watch. It's getting on a bit, he should get back to the garage.

The penguin gobbles the ice cream up in one go, it goes all over his face his beak everywhere. He runs up to the mechanic and asks;

'How's it look'

The mechanic replies; 'You've blown a seal'

'NO! It's just ice cream, honest!'

OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.

I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Demosthenes X

2 10:40pm 25/08/04

fuck that duck

What is it with you and penguins lately?

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Master Ahnk

3 10:41pm 25/08/04

Blink If You Can Hear Me

Sam started it!

OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.

I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Dolash02

4 10:43pm 25/08/04