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There was a Jedi named Joe. Joe liked ...

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... beef burgers and swiss cheese. In fact, he liked beef burgers and swiss cheese to such an extent that he decided to ...

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...become one, part time. But one day, Joe was eaten by...

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... coalition rep, who was starving becuase the buffet they were supposed to eat from was...

Jedi Mastah
... infested by worms. The Coalition Rep suffered from....

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...persecution by the evil monkey-lords. These monkey lords favourite channel was...

Intergalactic "Hide and Seek" Champion
.... BBC (evident by the "u" in favorite). The Coalition rep spent most of his time...

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...in the bathroom and eating tuna sandwiches. The other Reps...


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...Liked to lick Trees while listening to ...........

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...Jedi Joes' wails of agony as he was eaten. But one day, Joe and the Monkey Lords...