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Master Ahnk
1  5:11pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
As many of you may know, I like to mess with Dolash. When I was bored I remembered funny old B-movies with the overexcited German guy who wants papers. And I made an attempt to recreate that. I'll note that the part in italics I stole from a debate that someone trolled with seemingly random German propoganda speak, so don't hold it against me if it's offensive since I copied it without knowing what it meant, and just posted it to scare Dolash.

InterArmaEnim: Good Morning Afdol.
InterArmaEnim: The year is 2006.
InterArmaEnim: DELIVER THE DIGITS, AFDOL.
Dolash02: Which digits?
Dolash02: What?
InterArmaEnim: The digits.
InterArmaEnim: They are needed. DO YOU NOT HAVE YOUR PAPERS
Dolash02: I have toilet paper...
InterArmaEnim: DOES IT HAVE THE DIGITS ON IT
Dolash02: no
Dolash02: Stop smoking whatever it is you smoke
Dolash02: Yes, thats' right, I can see you Ahnk. I can see you are smoking something. wooooOOoooo. The terrible spirit of wroth known as Dolash sees all things
Dolash02: including the digits
InterArmaEnim: GOTT RASEN DIE NAZI DEUTSCH ZU WELT KRAFT Ich WERDE SIE DRECKIGE MISCHLINGE, SIE SIND NICHT FÄHIG FÜR DAS ARISCHE RENNEN SCHRAUBEN, ENTSCHULDIGT BITTE MICH, HABE ich EIN HAUPTMAHLZEIT DATUM MIT MEINEN FREUNDEN HEINRICH HIMMLER UND JOSEPH GOEBBELS TÖTEN Sie DIE UNREINE BRANDWUNDE UND BEENDIGEN Sie SIE
Dolash02: Is that real German, or are you making it up?
InterArmaEnim: DIE UNREINE BRANDWUNDE UND BEENDIGEN Sie SIE....!!!!!
Dolash02: pants
InterArmaEnim: Die Papiere! Die Papiere! Ich wünsche Ihre Papiere!
InterArmaEnim: Ich muß Ihre Stellen für das Schicksal der sauberen Weltunterwäsche haben!!!
InterArmaEnim: Sie müssen unter den Stab des Lebens verbiegen und die Stellen zum polaren Bahn!!!!! holen!!!
InterArmaEnim: PAPIER! STELLEN! PAPIER! WOHLFAHRT! WELT! UNTERWÄSCHE!
InterArmaEnim: GEHEN SIE VON DER TOILETTE WEG UND BILDEN SIE IHRE STELLEN EINEN EI-UND SPECK-PLATTIERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InterArmaEnim: Ernsthaft zwar, müssen Sie die Anti- kalten Spielmeinungen fallenlassen.
Dolash02: Mr. Spock, increase levels of Ahnk-ignoring up to 95%!
InterArmaEnim: VERSTEHEN SIE DIE WÖRTER, DIE AUS MEINE ÖFFNUNG HERAUSKOMMEN?
InterArmaEnim: Sie Mögen Chris Felsen-Filme? Weil ich denke, stört Mischrennenkomödie offenkundig.
Dolash02: I'm going to leave now
Dolash02: see you around, Ahnk
Dolash02: when you're less crazy
InterArmaEnim: Ernsthaft jetzt Dolash. Spurspureier und -speck!
Dolash02 logged out.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Dolash02
2  5:43pm 21/06/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I lost that battle with sillyness, but I shall return!
Master Ahnk
3  5:49pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Вашими силами будут слабый молодой человек!
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Kas
4  5:51pm 21/06/04        
Internaut
Actually, I think Dolash won.

Dolash02: Mr. Spock, increase levels of Ahnk-ignoring up to 95%!
Master Ahnk
5  5:54pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Yeah but I deserve mad credit for working some of that stuff in there. Translated back, it's hillarious.

And you... Вы будете метателем экскремента партии!
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Vega
6  5:56pm 21/06/04        
defy the tyrannous stars
безмолвие американский дурачок!
Master Ahnk
7  5:57pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Vega:
безмолвие американский дурачок!

Да но я будьте канадско удар коробки с местом туалета!!!
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Vega
8  6:01pm 21/06/04        
defy the tyrannous stars
...нет.

...

я люблю мать Россию.
Master Ahnk
9  6:03pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Неправильно что я считаю вашего русского faux неимоверно привлекательно?


О для того чтобы думать его, I've всегда счесл вас привлекательным.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Theren Gevel
10  6:06pm 21/06/04        
friend of the sleeping pill
Star Trek references warrant an immediate loss.

Furthermore Почему адом будет мы говоря на русском языке, вы идиоты. Я ненавижу вас.

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