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1  3:14pm 21/06/04        
friend of the sleeping pill
[size=4]Conservative Windbag Bill O'Reilly Explains the Symbolism Featured in Religious Paintings by Late 15th Century Dutch Surrealist Hieronymus Bosch[/size]

IU AAM KAS KATttttttttttttA!!!!!! JAHAaha

"Dutch surrealist who? No, now you wait a minute sir. I gave you a chance to talk, I- (Questioner attempts to clarify the line of inquiry). Shut up, cut his mic. Can somebody cut his mic?! Okay, now listen to me. You come on my show- (Questioner attempts to explain that they are not currently on the set of O'Reilly's show). Shut up! You had your chance! I gave you time to talk now you let me finish. I swear, if you interrupt me again we are going to have it out right here on the air. You come on my show pushing your fringe European liberal elitist agenda. Do you know how many people care about Dutchland? Do you know what the Dutch have done in the last twenty years? Nada! Zip! We here in America have been promoting the arts, film, technology, leading in science and learning, we have brought peace and democracy to the better part of the free world, and you have the- No sir, I will not calm down. I was calm, perfectly calm, when you came here but I will not tolerate insults and slander in the No Spin Zone. I will not tolerate this sort of intellectually dishonest bullying you are trying to push with your appearance. I will not give a platform to people like you. This interview is over. No, we're done."




I Am KASAT KATTA!!!1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HA
2  3:17pm 21/06/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Gash watched the video of Smack My Bitch Up and thought mixing cocaine and alcohol looked like fun times.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
3  4:46pm 21/06/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I don't know what weirded me out more - Bill's idiocy and impolitness, or Gashs' temporary insanity.
4  4:48pm 21/06/04        
Internaut
It's a spoof from Something Awful, Dolash.
5  12:27am 22/06/04        
Imperial Observer
Theren has been reading Al Franken's book too.
This is a good time because Kas is so up-tight you could stick a coal up his ass and in two weeks you would have a diamond.
-Theren Gevel
6  12:48am 22/06/04        
friend of the sleeping pill
No, because I didn't write that bit.
7  12:53am 22/06/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
Ah, ok. So he didn't say that. Because I followed the link to Something Awful and some of the other things sounded a little out-of-whack too, like Mike asking to eat babies.

But it all makes sense now.