Bush vs. Saddam vs. Osama (In Street Brawl) - Rebel Cafe - Forums

Darkestsith6

1 4:33am 18/01/04

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Master Ahnk

2 4:34am 18/01/04

Blink If You Can Hear Me

No doubt, no doubt, even Bush can't take em if they 2 on 1 him.

Chances are they'd trun on each other immediatly afterwards, but who cares? Bush would be dead.

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Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.

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Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Ralen MeVere

3 4:38am 18/01/04

Blink If You Can Hear Me

I personally don't see a crippled arab on dialisous (sp?) to be much of a threat.

But Saddam seems to be in better shape than Bush so I'd put my money on him.

Theren Gevel

4 6:02am 18/01/04

friend of the sleeping pill

Really? Saddam struck me as a lardass. But then again I don't think Bush would know what to do in a fight, so Saddam would probably take it.

Kilamblackh

5 6:29am 18/01/04

friend of the sleeping pill

Yeah, his overbasking in undeserved wealth gave him a few more pounds than he needed, but I just don't get the idea that Bush (no matter how much I like the guy) can stand up in a fight against anyone, much less a big fag Arab guy yelling at the top of his lungs.

Park Kraken

6 6:58am 18/01/04

Back with a Vengeance

Although I don't know what she looks like or how good shape she's in, or even if she's alive (probaly not) Bush's mom could win if she had high heels, a good slapping hand, and a heavy purse.

Seth Vinda

7 7:10am 18/01/04

Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat

My money's on Saddam...

He might be a little out of shape, but he grew up on the streets of Tikrit (sp?) , and is a pretty ruthless guy.

Anyone who can make it to the top of the Ba'ath party is obviously one tough individual.

...plus...Osama has health problems, as well as a gammy leg so...

Kas

8 7:35am 18/01/04

Internaut

Bush has money, and everyone knows money can buy additional hit points and strength stats.

Dolash02

9 8:55pm 18/01/04

Return of the King of the Cafe!

Yeah, but Bush can also have the CIA make rigged D20s to roll nat-20s every time.

He'd win easy.

Darkestsith6

10 3:29am 19/01/04

Return of the King of the Cafe!

Osama would probably strap himself up with 20 pounds of C4 and take all three of them out.

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