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Theren Gevel
1  6:29am 29/12/03        
friend of the sleeping pill
Today I wrote a resume.


Name: Cris

Occupation: Video Store Clerk

Attributes: Bitter, angry, egocentric, self-centered, opinionated, liberal extremist, easily frustrated, atheist, unpleasant personality, irreverent.

Skills: Unwilling to work with others, extremely sarcastic, foul-mouthed, impatient with others, unfriendly, unwilling to compromise, unable to maintain a normal non-platonic relationship.


I feel that this will help me go far.

By the way, my computer is fixed. It was the Norton AntiVirus @#%$ it up all along.

Ugh.
Kas
2  6:33am 29/12/03        
Internaut
Norton coughed up, eh? I've heard of that happening. I'll write a Resume tonight...
Bhindi Drayson
3  7:16am 29/12/03        
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the bitch is back
I'd hire you.
Omnae
4  7:46am 29/12/03        
Kneel Before Zod!
jeeezz..


You're almost too qualified.


Welcome aboard at TRF Administration.

Ahnk will be on hand for urine samples.


Damalis has your orientation set.
Master Ahnk
5  9:02am 29/12/03        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
I'm not taking anymore urine samples until you guys buy me some mouthmash.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Lupercus Darksword
6  4:37pm 29/12/03        
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Becomes A TNO Agent
lol!
Ralen MeVere
7  5:53pm 29/12/03        
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Becomes A TNO Agent
Welcome back Mr. Gevel
Kas
8  8:32pm 29/12/03        
Internaut
Name: Titus

Occupation: Part-time Web Designer / Cheap Laborer

Attributes: Friendly, helpful, willing to go the extra mile to make something work, so long as what requires the extra mile could be called procrastinating.

Skills: Proficient with HTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Frontpage, Web-browsers, the Internet, and a wide array of computer games & video game consoles. Can fix your PC. Knowledgeable with VB6, PHP, Flash, and an assortment of firearms. Knowledgeable with Wirsbo piping, ducts and duct tape. Can handle power tools. Knows the difference between a Screwgun and a Drill. Can give you an assortment of stats for almost any cannon Star Wars vessel, including (but not limited to) length, weapon emplacements, speed and combat designation.


From the looks of things, I've got career opportunities in a multitude of areas.
Theren Gevel
9  9:15pm 29/12/03        
friend of the sleeping pill
Funny thing is, your resume is sadder than mine.
Kas
10  9:18pm 29/12/03        
Internaut
Now the question of the day...

Do RPG boards draw people like us to them, or do they turn normal people into people like us...

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