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1  1:00am 24/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
Ok, so all these ORS/GC versus (your name here) wars are not only really stupid to begin with (damn you, hindsight!) but they're also still going when obviously they should stop. Now, I've decided to create a checklist of things "To Do" to ensure the war ends, but talking with one person at a time over IM doesn't really form a clear picture of what must be done to stop the war. Thus, I have placed my checklist here, so that all can see at the same time, and I ask that those involved in the conflict inform me wether such a set of strategies would work to stop the war.

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STEP ONE - Surrender a lot! Give up! Run! Apoligize! Give them things! Then, declare a cease-fire!

The first step is to give up at all the battles. Surrender, stop fighting, run, whatever is nessecary to stop the fighting. Further fighting will only make for harder negotiations. Once the battles are over, a cease-fire must be negotiated between all parties involved in the conflict, so that the peace treaties can be discussed in a peaceful setting.

STEP TWO- Finish the merger, and as one faction establish official-like treaties with everyone who wants to attack us, and being prepared to give ridiculously huge repayments in return for ending the war.

I mean that seriously. We need to give away about a third of our stuff to ensure we don't get blown to bits. Also, perhaps a system could be created where assets traded in treaties could be "Bought back" for twice it's value. So if Farquak Junior was returned to the ORS/GC force, then we'd give them 2 planets in return, and so forth.

STEP THREE - rebuild our fleets, and gain more planets, using simple honest writing and time. No more wars while we do this.

No more fighting, ever. Just peacefully reconsolidate and keep quiet.

STEP FOUR - Rebuild our national image. Do good things. Stop warring with people, dammit!

No more wars! Be good for god's sake! Role-play a little! Lower the military, create more peace-efforts, help people, is that so hard?

STEP FIVE - once rebuilt, never go to war ever again!

No matter what. Even if we're just insanely and pointlessly attacked, just surrender and do what they say until they go away.
2  2:24am 24/03/04        
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Becomes A TNO Agent
So would i be wrong in assuming you'll be doing this in all the ORS threads you're stepping into?
3  2:27am 24/03/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
He can't even control GC, how is he going to control ORS as well?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
4  2:58am 24/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
Can too.
5  4:13am 24/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
Can too.


There you have it. What doubt can you still harbor?
6  4:16am 24/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I'll have you know I've already surrendered at every battle I could find. All that's left to do is to talk to Jan and have him surrender at Endor and it'll be a total giving-in-thing, masterminded by me. What's that about lack of control?
7  4:32am 24/03/04        
Back with a Vengeance
8  4:43am 24/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
Done.
9  7:07am 24/03/04        
Back with a Vengeance
Do it again.
10  3:18am 26/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
Stage one is complete.

Booya.