step a) all rebels turn into flying pigs
hahahahaha
That'd be funny
step b) send all flying pigs to morianda and declare it off-limits
step c) start a dictatorship
Booya
I'm general Cornholio
oh yeah, and step e) turn TNO into flying butchers and send them to a planet naboring morianda, and leave them there to be in an enternal torment to which there is no end... and just a couple lightseconds away from heaven too...
yay!
happy ending!
Bananas
