1) Find a thesaurus.
2) Make a a very simple, sentence.
"You are a young, stupid, fat, kid, who eats junk food."
3) Use thesaurus on most of these words and get:
"You are an infantile, dim-witted, portly, adolescent, who devours rubbish provisions."
4) Next is to throw in some fancy words that are very uncommon, such as:
Ersatz, Sesquipedalian, and Ecdysiast.
5) Mix them into the sentence and stir for ten minutes to get:
"You are an infantile, dim-witted, portly, adolescent, who devours rubbish provisions, whose ersatz male reproductive organ is not comparable to mine, which is sesquipedalian, even to an ecdysiast's favorite toy."
There you have it.
