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1  3:58am 01/03/04        
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the bitch is back
LONDON (Reuters) - Baghdad, which suffered war and occupation in 2003, ranked the worst place to live in the world in a survey.

Zurich and Geneva in Switzerland were one and two in the poll, which takes into account factors such as the political and social environment, the level of education, the efficiency of transport systems and standards of recreational facilities. London was ranked 59th.

Vancouver, on Canada's Pacific Coast, was pushed down into third.

A separate poll on top cities for health and sanitation had Canada's Calgary first with Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver also in the top 10, along with Swiss capital Bern, Zurich and Geneva.


"The top cities for health and sanitation have a combination of excellent hospital services and medical supplies and low levels of air pollution and infectious disease," said Slagin Parakatil, senior researcher at Mercer.

From <a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040301/80/enarn.html" target="_new">here</a>.
2  7:35am 01/03/04        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
*throws up finger*

I wish I still lived in Vancouver. Suburbs are overrated.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
3  12:16am 03/03/04        
Minister of Defence
Canada rocks.

*wishes he didn't live in the middle of no where*
4  7:11pm 17/03/04        
Internaut
I couldn't find my Canadian navy image, so just pretend I pasted it here. ;)
5  12:07am 18/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
O' Canada
Our Home and Native Land
True Patriot Love

Victoria shall forever be the most beautiful and pleasant city to live in within all of Canada. And Canada being the best country...

But maybe I'm bias.
Admiral Griff
6  9:02am 18/03/04        
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Bounty Hunter
Canada spawned things such as Todd Bertuzzi.

Die, Vancouver.
7  5:46pm 18/03/04        
Internaut
Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
8  1:35am 19/03/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
^ Now that's funny.
9  1:38am 19/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
Milk in a bag? Venison Slurpee?

Misconceptions and Stereotype. The idea to put milk in bags originated in Europe, to save on waste. Venison Slurpee....
10  1:56am 19/03/04        
<b>Taj Daemun<br><i>Worship Me</b></i>
Southpark-O_Canada.mp3



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