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1  2:38am 22/03/04        
<b>Taj Daemun<br><i>Worship Me</b></i>
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!".

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the e same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.


She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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2  3:56am 22/03/04        
El mas chingon!
*laughs* Good one...
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3  4:00am 22/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
4  4:37am 22/03/04        
Internaut
lol @ both of them.
5  6:56am 22/03/04        
Sith Master
I have to say that, those were good.
6  9:33am 22/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
~waits for a female responce~
7  4:39pm 22/03/04        
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
Well, it's true...
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8  9:25pm 22/03/04        
Bounty Hunter
Of course it is, the proof can be seen above. And like the bible, who can deny this truth?

Mwah!
9  3:29am 24/03/04        
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lmao. I have that Proof that girls are Evil t-shirt. I got some stares when I first wore it to school, lmao.
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